An Open Letter

8 Jan

An open letter to cougars who wear tons of perfume to the gym:

 

Dear cougars who wear tons of perfume to the gym,

Stop it! You don’t smell alluring, it just smells like your body is starting to decay from the wear and tear of chasing after men half your age. Also, my nose stings when you get on the treadmill next to me.

Thanks,

Kristen

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